classified.

yeah, i just lol every time.

Sun, 20 Nov 2011 19:12:00 -0500

yeah, i just lol every time.

guys, angel thinks she is a cat.

Fri, 11 Nov 2011 00:45:52 -0500

guys, angel thinks she is a cat.

predicting everyone’s spouses with angel.

Thu, 10 Nov 2011 17:44:07 -0500

predicting everyone’s spouses with angel.

caroline: can i just stop lifelikeget off of the life buscan i make a stop request

Sun, 06 Nov 2011 23:48:11 -0500

caroline: can i just stop life
like
get off of the life bus
can i make a stop request

downtonabbeyonce: Thought I might as well get in on the...

Sat, 05 Nov 2011 14:24:24 -0400

downtonabbeyonce:

Thought I might as well get in on the Stripper Matthew fun…

(image via downtonabbey-gifs - “Le Grantham Grinder Masterpost”)

MARY, CAN YOU HANDLE THIS? LAVINIA, CAN YOU HANDLE THIS? EDITH, CAN YOU HANDLE THIS? I DON’T THINK YOU CAN HANDLE THIS….

I DON’T THINK YOU’RE READY FOR THIS JELLY…

on a scale of 1 to 10

Fri, 04 Nov 2011 22:38:42 -0400

my swooning over michael buble would probably be a 37.

"Yoyoyo we’re the 1 percent We own our houses Don’t pay no rent Go get a job Go make some cash For..."

Thu, 03 Nov 2011 19:28:06 -0400

“

Yoyoyo we’re the 1 percent
We own our houses
Don’t pay no rent

Go get a job
Go make some cash
For us what’s key
Is to run the economy

Don’t mess with our Banks
For them we give thanks
Yes, the Fed is our friend
To us it will lend

So go get some work
Get out of our park
With Greece defaultin’
It’s gonna get dark

”

- Steven Schwims

a picture of me at the moment

Tue, 01 Nov 2011 21:32:00 -0400

a picture of me at the moment

wut is daytime tv?

Tue, 01 Nov 2011 14:48:27 -0400

wut is daytime tv?

LMAO

Tue, 01 Nov 2011 10:19:06 -0400

rachel ray (like her talk show) is on in the lunch room at my mom’s office and i’m pretty sure she has been taking too many swigs of the crack pipe.

sitting in starbucks

Mon, 31 Oct 2011 18:55:01 -0400

you would be amazed how many times i have heard the EXACT same conversation about the power/snow/no heat.

also apparently the two baristas have the same sleeping disorder.

also all these kids coming in in their costumes. people, what are you?

so many people doing the ABF costume. this makes me so happy.

Sun, 30 Oct 2011 17:48:22 -0400

so many people doing the ABF costume. this makes me so happy.

NO NO NO

Sat, 29 Oct 2011 13:51:00 -0400

the power keeps flickering. oh my god, if it goes out, i’m getting on a plane to florida so i can submit common app in a snow free environment.

NOPE NOPE NOPE

Sat, 29 Oct 2011 12:06:13 -0400

this is not okay.

me: bathrobeondahead might be revisited tonight angel: pics or it didnt happen

Thu, 27 Oct 2011 20:53:04 -0400

me: bathrobeondahead
might be revisited tonight
angel: pics or it didnt happen

everyone always thinks its really weird but actually i think going to a museum is the PERFECT date....

Tue, 25 Oct 2011 00:21:00 -0400

everyone always thinks its really weird but actually i think going to a museum is the PERFECT date. first of all, most museums have amazing architecture, which i think is so romantic (i mean the MET or MoMA or AMNH like c’mon). also you get to walk around galleries holding hands which is ADORABLE. the only issue is that i go through museums at lightning speed so yeah.

but also when you are done at the museum, there are so many options. a lot of museums have really cute cafes or you could go to central park or anything.

WHY DOES NO ONE ELSE THINK THIS IS CUTE?

angel: i was thinkinglikeurine-afeminine urine

Sun, 23 Oct 2011 20:59:00 -0400

angel: i was thinking
like
urine
-a
feminine urine

tied with the wigwam quote as my favorite…

Wed, 19 Oct 2011 23:11:49 -0400

tied with the wigwam quote as my favorite…

every man on downton abbey is so quality. why is this not real life?

Wed, 19 Oct 2011 21:48:52 -0400

every man on downton abbey is so quality. why is this not real life?

annoying teenage girls talking on the street outside of my house:

Sat, 15 Oct 2011 20:11:00 -0400

blast lil wayne near the window to scare them away.