November 2011
10 posts
guys, angel thinks she is a cat.
predicting everyone’s spouses with angel.
caroline: can i just stop life
like
get off of the life bus
can i make a stop request
on a scale of 1 to 10
my swooning over michael buble would probably be a 37.
“
Yoyoyo we’re the 1 percent
We own our houses
Don’t pay no rent
Go get a job
Go make some cash
For us what’s key
Is to run the economy
Don’t mess with our Banks
For them we give thanks
Yes, the Fed is our friend
To us it will lend
So go get some work
Get out of our park
With Greece defaultin’
It’s gonna get dark
wut is daytime tv?
LMAO
rachel ray (like her talk show) is on in the lunch room at my mom’s office and i’m pretty sure she has been taking too many swigs of the crack pipe.
October 2011
15 posts
sitting in starbucks
you would be amazed how many times i have heard the EXACT same conversation about the power/snow/no heat.
also apparently the two baristas have the same sleeping disorder.
also all these kids coming in in their costumes. people, what are you?
so many people doing the ABF costume. this makes me so happy.
NO NO NO
the power keeps flickering. oh my god, if it goes out, i’m getting on a plane to florida so i can submit common app in a snow free environment.
NOPE NOPE NOPE
this is not okay.
me: bathrobeondahead
might be revisited tonight
angel: pics or it didnt happen
everyone always thinks its really weird but actually i think going to a museum is the PERFECT date. first of all, most museums have amazing architecture, which i think is so romantic (i mean the MET or MoMA or AMNH like c’mon). also you get to walk around galleries holding hands which is ADORABLE. the only issue is that i go through museums at lightning speed so yeah.
but also when you are done at the museum, there are so many options. a lot of museums have really cute cafes or you could go to central park or anything.
WHY DOES NO ONE ELSE THINK THIS IS CUTE?
angel: i was thinking
like
urine
-a
feminine urine
every man on downton abbey is so quality. why is this not real life?
annoying teenage girls talking on the street outside of my house:
blast lil wayne near the window to scare them away.
