classified.

yeah, i just lol every time.

yeah, i just lol every time.

guys, angel thinks she is a cat.

predicting everyone’s spouses with angel.

caroline: can i just stop life
like
get off of the life bus
can i make a stop request

downtonabbeyonce:

Thought I might as well get in on the Stripper Matthew fun…
(image via downtonabbey-gifs - “Le Grantham Grinder Masterpost”)

 MARY, CAN YOU HANDLE THIS? LAVINIA, CAN YOU HANDLE THIS? EDITH, CAN YOU HANDLE THIS? I DON’T THINK YOU CAN HANDLE THIS….
I DON’T THINK YOU’RE READY FOR THIS JELLY…

downtonabbeyonce:

Thought I might as well get in on the Stripper Matthew fun…

(image via downtonabbey-gifs - “Le Grantham Grinder Masterpost”)

 MARY, CAN YOU HANDLE THIS? LAVINIA, CAN YOU HANDLE THIS? EDITH, CAN YOU HANDLE THIS? I DON’T THINK YOU CAN HANDLE THIS….

I DON’T THINK YOU’RE READY FOR THIS JELLY…

on a scale of 1 to 10 

my swooning over michael buble would probably be a 37.

Yoyoyo we’re the 1 percent
We own our houses
Don’t pay no rent

Go get a job
Go make some cash
For us what’s key
Is to run the economy

Don’t mess with our Banks
For them we give thanks
Yes, the Fed is our friend
To us it will lend

So go get some work
Get out of our park
With Greece defaultin’
It’s gonna get dark

- Steven Schwims

a picture of me at the moment

a picture of me at the moment

wut is daytime tv?

LMAO

rachel ray (like her talk show) is on in the lunch room at my mom’s office and i’m pretty sure she has been taking too many swigs of the crack pipe.